★彡 NEW!! UPDATED 04/20/2003 彡★
THE MILLENNIALS
✧･ﾟ THE BEST GENERATION ･ﾟ✧
we had Tamagotchis 🐣 AND we had dial-up. we are tired now. please call us Unc.
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🚧 UNDER CONSTRUCTION 🚧 ~ PLEASE EXCUSE OUR DUST ~ 🚧
> We rode bikes til the streetlights came on.
> We memorized phone numbers. ALL OF THEM.
> We burned mix CDs with handwritten Sharpie tracklists.
> We knew the exact AOL handshake by heart. *bee-boo-bee-boo-shhhhhhhh*
> We watched Saturday morning cartoons in pajamas with a bowl of sugar cereal.
> We chose between AIM, MSN, or Yahoo Messenger like it was a personality test.
> And now we get called UNC by 19-year-olds. The disrespect.
☆ BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ☆
🧸 ANALOG CHILDHOOD
- ★ Pogs, Beanie Babies, POKÉMON CARDS
- ★ Furby. The original menace.
- ★ Tamagotchi funerals 🪦
- ★ Lisa Frank trapper keepers
- ★ Blockbuster Friday nights
- ★ Game Boy Color (pocket = battery dead)
- ★ Slap bracelets (illegal at most schools)
💾 DIGITAL ADOLESCENCE
- ★ Top 8 on MySpace = social warfare
- ★ Limewire (and a free virus, on us)
- ★ Away messages with song lyrics
- ★ Nokia 3310 — indestructible
- ★ iPod click wheel ASMR
- ★ Neopets stock market crash trauma
- ★ "A/S/L?" in every chatroom
YES, WE ARE UNC NOW
late 20s. early 30s. our backs hurt.
Gen Z calls us "cheugy" 😭 Gen Alpha calls us "Unc" 💀
we call ourselves LEGENDS.
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every UNC KOL on this list gets airdropped1%💸 (no promises, only vibes)
✨ BONUS ROUND: even MORE uncs on the guestlist get airdropped fromtrading fees 📈 the more we trade, the more uncs eat. circle of life, baby.
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